Some of you may know that I have a little terrier cross named Emma. Emma is the cutest little bundle of cute that ever cuted a... !!SLAP!!
Recently the farmer next door has been spraying manure to fertilize their field. Emma has run around in that a couple of times, and it reeks. I thought that that was the worst possible thing in the world that she could do.
Today I received a message from Quoth about my dog's "whacky hijinks" for the day:
Quoth: what could emma possibly roll in that could be worse that a stinking pile of dung?
Quoth: I may be able to imagine a worse scenario
Quoth: such as emma rolling in a stinking pile of dung thats been rotting for a week , thats been chopped up with a farmers choppping machine that also chopped the head off a rat in teh field which had previously been soaked in stinking dung and which has been laying in the soggy marsh for a week rotting and bloating up with rain water into a soft squidgy marshmallowly pile of putrescence ......and stinking dung.
that would be worse
but even emma wouldn't be that disgusting would she?
Quoth: you bet she would
Quoth: I wont even elt her in
hi hon, you coulda fixed my typos.
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